Tuesday, May 28, 2019

CHARLIE BROWN IS DOWN!

As I mentioned last time, there was a good chance Donald Trump would refuse to work with Congress on any project—even one everybody agreed needed to be done—if the Democrats continued to investigate him for possible crimes.

A month ago he met with Congressional leaders to talk about a massive infrastructure project. They left it with Trump saying: Come back in a month and I'll have some ideas on how to fund the deal.

A month goes by, the Demos continued to press for his taxes and so forth, and Trump decided to bail. He comes into the meeting fifteen minutes late and briefly announces he will have nothing to do with those guys.

Basically, he is refusing to perform the functions of the presidency until he gets things the way he wants them.

The ball was teed up, Mr. Brown took a hopeful run at it, and Lucy yanked it out of play. As he lay on the ground, cursing his trusting nature, Lucy delivered the verdict. "You'll never work in this town again."

Trump's position is, of course, that all investigations into his activities are—by definition—invalid.

The Russia Hoax is over, and he was proved innocent. Not only can such a thing be allowed to happen again, happening once was clearly a treasonous attempt at a coup against the leadership of this wonderful country—and after Trump went to all the trouble to Make It Great Again.

Crimes against the nation! And everybody knows it!

The next step is for him to instruct his Attorney General to indict those meddling Democratic hotheads for this new and continuing insurrection. Then hang 'em all from lampposts throughout the District of Columbia as an warning to the others.

All this, of course, is designed to protect future presidents from this sort of illegal abuse. Because if it can happen to Trump, the most innocent creature ever spun out of God's glorious materials, no president is safe.

His actions are quite selfless, you see.

He's putting himself on the line for the next guy, whoever it might be. It's really very inspiring, don't you think?

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