INESCAPABLE LOGIC

There is precedence for what just happened.

The Julian Calendar, established in 46 BCE, did not handle leap years with sufficient precision. Because of that, by 1582 it was necessary to remove the 10 extra days that had accumulated. As a consequence, October 4th (the Feast of St. Francis of Assisi) was followed immediately by October 15th.

But only in the mostly Catholic countries of Europe.

Since this disruptive change was instituted by Pope Gregory XIII, Protestant countries (like England) refused to go along. Shear Popery!

But eventually the pressure of this temporal rift (the normal starting dates of the seasons were drifting away from traditional astronomical requirements) forced the rest of the world to follow suit.

In 1752, England (and her colonies) needed to yank 11 days out of the calendar. As a result, September 2nd was followed by September 14th. That made the third quarter (July-August-September) short, and folks who paid rent by the quarter were pissed.

But what could they do? Their Monarch had spoken!

(Here's why it was 11, not 10: The problem with the Julian calendar was that all centesimal years [those ending in 00] were considered leap years. The rule in the  new Gregorian Calendar was that 00-years needed to be divisible by 400 [not just 4] to count as leap years. Because England failed to act along with Europe, two more centesimal years had gone by: 1600, which was properly a leap year, and 1700, which was not.)

Jump to present day.

Donald Trump has now officially removed January 6th, 2021, from the nation's calendar. It was either that, or declare those "peaceful protesters" were actually assaulted by the police, not the other way around, as we all saw on TV.

And who the hell would believe that nonsense?

Besides, if the man can reach out and change the name of a large body of water on this planet, who could possibly stop him from interfering with the mysterious continuity of time itself?

(There is a rumor this temporal correction was made necessary by the intense gravitational shear created by Trump's prodigious posterior when it interacted with Deep State forces involved in the stealing of the 2020 election. Try to picture masses of corrupt governmental entities in extremely close orbit of the Presidential Opening. Now consider, if you dare, the quantum effects of this perilous encounter. Frankly, I can't follow the math. But this variety of esoteric calculation would no doubt be child's play for a genius like Donald Trump. Or maybe it's just a rumor.)

But understand the serious legal consequences of this calendar-based shift.

If there was no Jan 6 that year, nothing whatever could have occurred at the Capitol in Washington D.C. (or anywhere else in the country). To be concise, no one could possibly have committed any crimes on what turned out to be a non-existent day.

As a result, all investigations by the FBI, and all subsequent federal prosecutions pertaining to alleged actions taken by anyone that day, need to be seen as moot and invalid.

That means FBI personnel involved in this fraud should be fired forthwith.

Ditto federal prosecutors.

Further, all such personnel should face prosecution for their outrageous and criminal behavior.

It's just that simple!

Hail to the Emperor of Time and Space!